What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How do I identify fake friends in life?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

What do men find attractive in an older woman?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

What is your twin flame story?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What is your review of working in EY?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Trump has a plan to remake the housing-finance system. It’s baffling to many lawmakers and experts. - Politico

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What do you typically do while on meth?

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are the primary causes of the persistent smog crisis affecting Delhi and other parts of North India?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Riddle: How do budget cuts, DEI hires, and empty reservoirs, turn the bluest, most Democrat city Red?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

What do you think of the 2 female 18 and 19 year-old German tourists, detained in Honolulu, strip-searched, put in green jumpsuits, placed in a holding cell and the next day deported, for the terrible crime of not pre-booking a hotel for their trip?

You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III